friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill
(via thebootydiaries)
south park set american culture back by like ten years by teaching a generation of white boys that offending oppressive white christians and offending oppressed minorities is the same exact thing & being asked to examine your behavior is the most outrageous imposition possible
(via femmert15)
you: panic! at the disco
me, an intellectual: feelings of discomfort and anxiety! whilst attending the discotheque
(via thebootydiaries)
this is the funniest fucking thing ever
This man actually paid a double to go to the premier pretending to be him /and no one fucking noticed/ I cannot believe 2017
this fucking looks nothing like him im dying white people are so stupid and literally think all black people look alike gOD
(via songofme)
wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean
(via sluggg)
hi I’m back what memes did I miss
banksy opened a theme park, and deez nuts is running for president
cool, time for me to log out again
(via thebootydiaries)
Everything you’re doing, you are doing for yourself, so stop listening to people’s idiotic opinions on how you should live your life
(via thepoisonofthefirstbite)
